Blatant Bribery

My daughter was having a major meltdown (tired and hungry) so I popped into our local Bakers Delight to get her a finger bun to tide her over until dinner.

I mentioned to my boy, 6, that it was “blatant bribery” and he spent the rest of the time in the shop reading the shelf signs saying “I can’t see any blatant bribery!”